I Got Crapped On

So seriously - I did. This morning about 5:AM, I got up to change Edy. I put her on the changing table, took off her diaper and turned to the left to pick up another diaper.
I heard a scary squirting sound, looked right, and saw something leaving Edy in the vicinity of her bottom. Very shortly after, I felt something hit my leg, and heard something hit the floor with an unsatisfying splat.
I looked at Edy, and she wasn't really smiling, just looking kinda smug.