Edison bedtime discussions

When Edison doesn't want to go to sleep, but knows he's supposed to be quiet, he whispers,

"Daddy, I want to tell you something."

"One thing Edison, then be still and quiet and close your eyes."

Then he says/yells in an excited, loud stage whisper, "I love you!". It is very sweet and cute and heartwarming.

Instead, tonight he tells me "I love elephants, they are big and they walk very slow and have really big poops!"

So much for sweetness.